May 12 2013
So last night I got this great idea, my ex’s number popped up into the ceribal cortex of my brain (iono what that really means, sounds dope) and I decided to text her. Mind you it’s Thursday night, I’m drunk and because of a broken arm, loaded up on painkillers. NOT the best combination to be texting on. I sent this hoping that it wouldn’t be her, but it was ;-( So I’m gonna give y’all some Do’s and Don’ts
- DON’T – Text ya ex when you are too drunk to function properly. If you gotta be carried to your car to drive home, it’s probably best not to exchange bubbles with your former mainstay. It always leads to fighting, or drunk attempted makeup sex. And you don’t wanna deal with the consequences of realizing somebody else been inside your former home.